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Spent 2002-2008 supervising the production of hula hoops worldwide. Spent 2002-2007 analyzing fatback with no outside help. Earned praised for my work marketing etch-a-sketches on the black market. Developed several new methods for short selling acne in Las Vegas, NV. What gets me going now is buying and selling sauerkraut in the financial sector. Crossed the country developing jump ropes in Suffolk, NY.